Trampy Soccer Player
"I score all the time. That's 'cause I'm the greatest soccer player on my team. And the hottest. After I score some goals I go out and score with a scorching guy. Or maybe even a chick in the locker bums showers if I'm in the mood. When I'm out on the field, I get so scorching and sweaty, and I don't know...it just makes me horny. I'll be kicking the ball around, feeling sweat run down my back, and like clockwork my lil' beaver will commence dripping. Maybe I score so many goals because I'm impatient to end the game so I can go off somewhere and cum!"